What did it say on the blues singer s tombstone?

" I didnt wake up this morning"

wow.. that's great ;-)

"I didn't wake up this morning, with a bullethole in my head.. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SAID! I got a bullet hole in my head.. my wife caught me sleeping with another woman.. yes, yes another woman, so she (budum bum) shot me in the head!" i can see a song like that being made.. lol

while my guitar gently weeps

"Life is easy, Living is Hard"

"I told you I felt bad".

'Some mofo forgot to wake me'....I like Spike Milligan's epitaph..a bluesman if there ever was one..."I Told You I Was Sick".

haha? so funnyi forgot to laugh.