Uncle Phil fat jokes?

If you watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-air, what are some of your favorite fat jokes Will has threw at Phil?

One of mine would probably be on the episode where they want Phil to lose weight, Phil says "What is wrong with you people? I weigh the same thing I weighed in high school." And Will says "Yeah, if you add up all four years!"

[Uncle Phil is wearing a red shirt and Will comes downstairs]
Will: Hey, Kool-Aid!

Vivian(about Phil):That man is on thin ice!
Geoffrey:I'll alert the fish.


Will- (on phone) "Girl, i cant wait 2 c u. When i do i'm gonna..."
(Uncle Phil walks in)
Will- "Listen girl, i gotta go. Barry White just walked in!"


Uncle Phil: I have no problem with being bald.
Carlton: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with having a receding hairline.
Will: That's more like a hair cul de sac.


Aunt Vivian: Hector always made sure we enough to eat.
Uncle Phil: Yeah, even if you didn't have any money, Hector made sure you had plenty of food...if he liked you.
Will: I guess y'all was in love huh, Uncle Phil.


Uncle Phil-Why do I always have to be the heavy?
Will-(pause)Nah, I'm in enough trouble as it is.

dis is ur joke

mine it's really a joke but, it's when uncle pile is dancing for baby nicky with maracas and will comes running down the stairs and is screaming earth quake!!!! hahahaha!!! so damn funny....

How about the time when Phil says to Carlton, "Get my tools!" and Geoffery says, "You mean your knife and fork?"

Uncle Phil I got your back. Well actually, i got half your back because your back is like PFFF.

The episode where Will dropped out of Western Philosophy

There was a scene where Uncle Phil was lecturing Will about what he wanted to do with his life. Uncle Phil tells a story about one professor who challenged him when he was in college.

Will's answer: "To what? A pie eating contest."