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Why does Miss Piggy have such a thing for Kermit? Fozzy is much funnier and cuter.?


Why does Miss Piggy have such a thing for Kermit? Fozzy is much funnier and cuter.?

Kermit has a vulnerability about him (it's not easy bein' green). He also is loving and hopeful (the rainbow connection).

Hm. I think I put way too much thought into a question about muppets.

Because Animal can't barley communicate in bed.

because kermit is a HOTTIE!!! duh!

Think about Miss Piggy's personality, Pink and Green look good together!

Because the writers, directors, and/or producers of that specific show wrote it that way lol

And cuddlier- frogs are slimey

Simple ....women like GREEN ;)

........like Money

Kermit is the color of money and every female loves money!

I've never really understood the Miss Piggy - Kermit thing at all....a very odd combination, I think. Fozzy is cute, yes... but what about some of the lesser known characters....someone should give them a chance too. :)

That may be true, but I know a secret about Animal.
Those drums aren't the only things that he is banging on.
LOL

I've always wondered about that one, too. I thought Fozzy Bear was "IT!" He's funny, quirky and could sing. Kermit....first, he's so small. I'd have a hard time getting past that. BUT....he does have a sweet heart, and maybe that's where the attraction lies?

It's a power thing... Kermit is the leader of the muppets and Miss Piggy is attracted to males in power!

SHE LIKES THE TASTE OF FROG LEGS.

Kermit is easily dominated and Piggy's guilt tripping and sexual bullying on him works. Trying to dominate a laid back, goofy character like Fozzy would be like trying to herd cats. Fozzy is so childlike he would not even know he was being hit on. No challenge for Piggy. Piggy is a self-absorbed but poor self esteem dominatrix who needs a guy that she can "whip". Kermy is skinny, weak, small, amphibious (neither land or water) and a lot of females know how to scope out the kind of guys who they can latch onto in the hopes of "being saved" from lonliness and living without any sort of affirmation from the opposite sex. I really hate Piggy.

FOZZY AND I WERE IN LOVE..HE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN MISS PIGGY 'CAUSE HE HAD ME..I HAVE NOW MOVED ON AND MARRIED BIG BIRD..FOZZY IS NOW DATING ANGELINA...HE STILL MISSES ME AND SMS'S ME EVERY DAY

Fozzy is the kind of guy who will take you out to dinner and give you a wild roll in the hay, all the while making you laugh and feel good about yourself. Sure he acts a little dopey, but that's part of his good natured charm. He's someone you could really open up to, and Miss Piggy's far too shut down for that kind of intimacy.

Miss Piggy only goes for the kind of guy she can't have. She dresses like a drag queen, so what'd you expect?

Because amphibians have long tongues and can hold their breath for hours.

They have a mutual arrangement based upon each other's insecurities: Miss Piggy is fat, yet strong and domineering; she wants nothing more to protect her Little Kermeeet!, who will, in turn, accept her for who she is - who 'does not want her to lose an ounce. He (Kermit) is Intelligent, but puny and green and is really the weaker physically. It is the perfect symbiotic situation, Brains and Body.

Fozzy is gay, much like Bert and Ernie and gasp! Big Bird, LOL!

Kermit is smarter and cuter.

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