im so much cooler on ice, yea im cooler on ice. country song "Online" by Brad Paisley " I'm so much cooler on line" umm you mean "online" by brad paisley? it's "I'm so much cooler online ---yeah i'm cooler online) ....wow. Yeah, you mean "Online" by Brad Paisley. Proof below... Haha. It's Online by Brad Paisley
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 鈥榥other me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I鈥檓 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I鈥檓 so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I鈥檝e ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I鈥檓 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I鈥檓 so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It鈥檚 hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online
I鈥檓 out in Hollywood
I鈥檓 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I鈥檓 so much cooler online
Yeah, I鈥檓 cooler online
I鈥檓 so much cooler online
Yeah, I鈥檓 cooler online
Yeah, I鈥檓 cooler online
Yeah, I鈥檒l see ya online Online by Brad Paisley I'm so much cooler ONLINE
brad paisley It is Brad Paisley--"Cooler On-line". On his Fifth Gear CD. Catch the video for that one--even Marcia Brady is in it. Very cute! "Online" By Brad Paisley And btw, it's "I'm so much cooler online. It's a funny song. And Taylor Swift & Kellie Pickler dance in the background of the music video. | 