What is the name of the new Brad Paisley song about a politically correct christmas?I LOVE this song1 It came out last Christmas. It is really funny!
Artist: Brad Paisley
Song: Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Album: A Brad Paisley Christmas
And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos
Well, it鈥檚 a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you鈥檙e easily offended well that鈥檚 okay
It鈥檚 a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday
We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.
How 鈥榖out we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.
Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched鈥?br>
Why am I getting blipped again?
Haven鈥檛 you heard guys? You can鈥檛 say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can鈥檛 say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might offend somebody.
Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.
I鈥檒l lead this off.
On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love said to me鈥?br>
Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
You can鈥檛 say Chri-biip-mas.
Why not?
You can say biiiip on the last record.
Why can鈥檛 I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn鈥檛 make the rules.
Hey listen guys, it鈥檚 not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I鈥檓 dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get blipped?
You鈥檝e got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I鈥檓 dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won鈥檛 offend anybody.
Well, it鈥檚 a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you鈥檙e easily offended well that鈥檚 okay
Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?
It鈥檚 a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday
I鈥檓 just trying to come up with a song here.
Let鈥檚 sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
I鈥檓 ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!
We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we鈥檝e traveled real far鈥?
Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.
We three kings of Asia are鈥?
That sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 鈥榖out Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you can鈥檛 say drummer 鈥榗ause that will offend real musicians.
How 鈥榖out little 鈥揾ahaha- town of meddle hell.
What鈥檚 this with all the short jokes?
Hey how 鈥榖out we do Silent Night?
No, it鈥檒l offend people who鈥檚 hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?
This happens every year.
Well, it鈥檚 a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say,
If you鈥檙e easily offended well that鈥檚 okay,
It鈥檚 a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.
Hohoho!
No.
I can鈥檛 say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we can鈥檛 sing anything?
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George it鈥檚 more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don鈥檛 care who we offend,
I鈥檓 gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it鈥檚 more effective.
I don鈥檛 care who we offend,
I鈥檓 gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.
We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.
We can鈥檛 say new; it鈥檒l offend the old folks.
And you never wanna offend them. Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday |