Alan Titchmarsh gets on my titmarsh?

why is this?

I love the show but he just bugs the hell out of me. Great scene of an awesome waterfall then a shot of Alan looking at the awesome waterfall, Underwater marvels and Alan in diving gear rabbiting, Alan sitting in 'silence' waiting for a Kingfisher, the silence lasts about 2 seconds before he's whispering like made arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Help me please, tell me how to like him.

When he's rabitting away to camera I imagine what a wanker the camera crew think he is - especially when they're following him as he wades into a stream.

he gets on my titsmarsh as well Dr Watson.(UK)

there is not way to like him - he is soooo annoying! arrgghhhhh!

The smuggest face on TV. I always switch over or off when he's on. Can't stand him.

Its just his irritating voice...David attenborough can say exactly the same thing and I sit amazed...he opens his mouth and I throw things at the screen.....he has just one of those voices, and It isn't his accent as I'm from Yorkshire myself.

Another w@nker who has suddenly become an expert on every subject. I'm sick of so called celebs who's every word is treated as the gospel.

Like to see your "Titmarch"... Maybe then enjoy the program.

Just look him in the eye and ask him straight: Who you looking at buster!

yes.... i agree he is a mumbling bumbling pratt !!!

very good!!! I agree he is a big tit!

Alan "Cutting Edge" bloody Titmarsh. He gets on ya jubblies because he's a boring middle-aged day time TV presenter who has been flung on peak time telly not because he has the necessary presenting skills but because he has a few mates in scheduling at the Beeb. Out of his depth springs to mind.