Can somebody tell me wat has happend in eastenders in the last 6 weeks??

Ian Beale was being mugged and ran into a police box, met the Doctor, they were over New York when a passing pair of brothers exploded (not Peggies lads), that affected the Tardis, it landed in the compost heap in Yorkshire where they film Emmerdale but a passing delegation from Waterloo Road pulled it out and spray painted over it, not noticing that Chlo was busy having some horizontal pleasures from the teacher who was winning a bet set by Bob the Builder (the only one he's won this year), the Doctor headed back to London where he dropped Ian off, but unfortunatly 10 yrs ago where he committed suicide knowing what was coming, which meant it didn't happen.

Lexi and Ronnie bought the club, but Jack found out or something.

Stephen ruined Lucy's birthday party.

Um

I think Stacey and Max's affair is revealed on Christmas Day!!!

so many things happen in eastenders.

take a look at www.walfordweb.co.uk

make sure you don't look at the spoilers page if you don't like them. but i'm sure there is an archive of past episodes.

Phil ranted and raved while smashing things up with a red face. Peggy told someone to "GET AAAAAAAT O' MOY PAB". Two women had a ***** fight, pulling each others hair and yelling "YOU SLAAAAAAAAG" at each other. Everybody was miserable and whenever anyone raised a smile they were looked at as if they were from another planet. Somebody had their party in the vic which ended in tragedy. Every episode ended with a miserable, sad storyline. It made a change from the usual LOL : }-

i have not watched it for 6 months but i expect somebody had a fight , died or got shot or had an affair, maybe along lost relative returned, or the queen Vic got trashed during agood old east end 'knees up' billy mitchel would have had bad luck 'cos he always does, Peggy shouted 'gerouta my parb' a few times and maybe phil had adrink or two, only guessing at all this but will be close, good luck with your quest.

Sorry i stoped watching 6weeks ago.

loads of mockneys talking about "faaaaamily"
people killing each other, having affairs, fighting in the vic and old potato head looking moody.
well that was what was happening when i stopped watching 5 years ago.....

it was pulled down and turned into a play park for muggers.