Just for fun psychics whoever gets this right 10 pts?

Niki
Carissa
Fred
Dwight
Derek
Jimmy


Ok who loves whom, who is dating who and what will happen between these people. Will they stay together etc etc

Niki loves Fred, but Fred didn't know for a long time. Carissa and Dwight have been dating for 2 something (months, years, weeks). Jimmy is alone cuz he's not a nice person and Derek is getting over a bad breakup.

Who cares? I am sour grapes today.

Niki will get with Fred and soon break up with him for Jimmy. Carissa and Derek should have a pretty meaningful and longer relationship....and Dwight will eventually have to change his name and cut his hair because girls think he is icky.

There was a man named Fred. Fred was one of those types whom you would meet every day but there was never anything particularly interesting about him, though he fancied himself very important. He had a brother named Dwight that died of consumption.

He had very few doubts about himself, but when the facts contradicted his views on life, he would shut his eyes in disapproval and sob himslef to sleep with a choking noise. He made many a pathetic nights of this sort. The only one who loved Fred was his dog Niki.

Fred knew another young man, Derek. Since it is impossible to describe him, I will content myself with saying that he was blond, tall, and strong like a cypress. His hair flattered the air & the soles of his feet the ground. And had Titian saw him, he would have wished that he could spend an entire year to paint nothing or nobody but this single lad. Fred hated Derek.

A man named Jimmy had a tender and gracious young daughter named Carissa. Carissa was the most beautiful among all of the beautiful. The poems and songs dedicated to her were more numerous than the curved bay windows of the palaces along the Grand Canal and more plentiful than the gondolas that swim between the Ponte del Vin & Ponte della Dogna on a spring evening.

All of the men desired Carissa, and whoever pleased her and came at the right hour was guaranteed a kiss on the lips. And whoever was lucky neough to be handsome might even dare to tap on her window at night.

But one night Derek was drunk, and he accidently tapped on the father's window by mistake. Jimmy shot at Derek, thinking it was Fred. Derek fell into the canal and drowned. Carissa wasted away in sorrow. Later, that very week, Fred's dog, Niki, got rabbis and bit him. Then they both died.

The End

Ah, but unbeknownst to Boudreau, Carissa's father, during Carissa's infancy, left Carissa's mother for another man. His name was Nick, but he had a sex change as well as a name change. He/she unfortunately met an early demise as a result of a fall down a flight of steps due to a broken 5" stiletto spike on a wintery eve. Unable to come to terms with the horendous loss and never ending memory of his long lost love, Jimmy acquired his pet dog and named it Niki in hopes of prolonged memories of his beloved.

As the plot thickens, we discover that, before Nick became Niki, he fathered a child, whom he named Gabriel. Gabriel was reared to be just like his father, and broke many a heart. This is why the poor lad Derek was always drunk. Just two days prior to his accidental drowning, Gabriel ditched Derek. Derek hit the bottle so hard that he discovered Carissa actually looked very attractive! (Too bad the lad was attempting to straighten out. Shame.) This incident also contributed to poor Carissa's wasting away, her ever haunting thoughts of how she, of all people, might have been able to help Derek.

Poor dead Fred's poor dead brother Dwight left behind a ravishing beauty of a daughter whose name was Melissa. Carissa and Melissa were very close in age, and lived not far from each other. They happened to both be avid cat fanciers, both having felines as pets.

Well, the cats, not being gay or nothin like that, happened to chance upon each other as nature would have it, and well, now we have a boat load of little kittles.

Does somebody else care to continue this epic saga to determine Melissa and Carissa's future(s)? Would they possibly meet? Might they become more than friends? Enemies? And what about Gabriel? We haven't finished him off yet....I mean, he's still out there somewhere. His mom, the widow?

Anybody?....