And the moral is...??

That Johnny is quite the little cut up!

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their
stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked.

"Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt
Nancy.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small
flask
of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then
her
parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of
them
with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife
till
the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare
hands."

"Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
your
daddy give you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

You made me laugh!..:) I'm going to share it with my friends, thanks!..:)

Haha!

Nice one , riproaring stuff, lol starring you...

LMAO That was funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Ah so that is what it was all about eh? lol :-))Seriously a very funny joke thanks for cheering me up! hahahah..............

Lmao, awesome! keep em coming, thx for the the laugh
star from me to you