Do you really, really want to travel again?

Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk
Tokyo hotel
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
Bucharest hotel
The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
Leipzig elevator
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
Belgrade elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
Athens hotel
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
Sarajevo hotel
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
Japanese hotel
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
Moscow hotel
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists are buried daily

I might just visit that Japanese Hotel.

LOL! I work at the Japenese Hotel....;-)

i hv read this 3rice today itself dude!!!

okay i don't get this at all sorry.