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Mr potato head got his 3 daughters together and said "who would you like to marry ?


The first said" King Edward" the second said " One of The Jersey Royals" The third said "Desmond Lynham". Mr potato head spluttered "Why would you want to marry beneath you? Desmond Lynham is just a commentator".

lol hav a star thats amazing

okay- i admit, it took me a minute! LOL

like it .lol

This took me 3 hours to get, its one of those jokes where you think and then go, ohhhhh.
bravo

lol

oldie lol 9/10 x

ouch

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