Cleaning Toilet Instructions! funny or not?

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the toilet bowl.
2.Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids, you may need to stand on the lid.
4.The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5.Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6.Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7.Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8.The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak thru the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9.Both the commode adn the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog.

wow thats funny.lmas for like 2 hrs. lol. thats a good one. the best part is the dog.lol

lmao. yes VERY funny.
it got me laughing historically with the "sincerely, the Dog"

heheheheheheheheehe

cute

it is pretty good

for simple humor i can see it as cartoonish with the poor trusting kitty splashing and swirling around till the toilet is sparkly clean

but if you look at it literally and can see the cat writhing in sheer terror and fright then it is sick and evil......

lmao...star.







But never actually do that. That would be cruel to the animal.

heard it!

heard it before but it still makes me laugh

lol very very funny

Oh! It's been a looongggg time since I've seen that! I love it!!!

omg, that is so so funny lmao

i am going to have to try that one hahaha

only joking, i would never do that, but it would be good hahahahaha

he he funny,poor pussycat...

hehehe!

funny stuff!!

Peace. and .Love
xXAndreaXx

ROFLMAO!!!

Ha Ha!
That is cruel....yet funny.

that is hillaruos

lol....yes very funny

VERY funny
especially the dog part

Hehehe! love hearing new jokes, well I haven't heard that one yet.
(poor kitty)

HA ha HA ha
V.Good

lol, 10/10, brilliant joke.
Thnx for the laugh.

F@#$ "THE DOG"
ROTFL!!!
but soo cruel to the cat!!!
were is that dog????????
I LL make him F@#$!NG LICK THE $#!T off that toilet!

Good way to get rid of pesky cats too!