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What do u say 2 a cow that crosses in front of ur car?


u can try if u can

hehehehehe : )

tq for the answer : )

MOOOOOOO-ve over!!!
lol :P

"Cow yow, would you please -MOOOOOOOO-VE?"


"Stop -SHAK-ing the road"

moooooooooooooooooooooove!!!!!!!!

moooooooove?

i feel like hamburgers tonight. that oughta move 'em.

Yeah, moooooove now!!! Haha, lol :D

Mooooooove along

MOOVE!

watch out better moooooooovee

nothing as I have no car.

let me guess. moooooooooooooooooooooooove out of the way.

Dont strain yourself! RUN OVER IT!

got milk?

moooooooove already

yeah i think i'd be to busy yelling..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... to think of what to say to a cow.

I guess i would just honk since everyone else has said moooove! (He-He)

MOOOOOVEEEE

at least your not a chicken.

Nothing. Cows don't understand and I'm in a hurry, so I'd just drive around.

hey cow would you like to play poker with me?

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