Joke #2 The good the bad and the ugly?

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.




2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants
a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.




3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's
involved with the
woman next door. Ugly: So are you.




4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your
wife can't find
her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.




5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's
a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.




6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to
your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.




7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's the pet dog. Ugly: The dog is pregnant now.


8. Good: Your 15-year-old daughter got a new job. Bad: As
a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly:
She makes more money than you do.

lmao...star.

Um, wow.....
-Ciao

Number 3 was funny but they were all great!!!! Keep 'em coming!

Ha Ha!

I guess thats one way to look at it!

Very funny. =] star xxx

6 made my day!

ROFL

that was very funny

Hahahahaha you get a star =)

Your mind is very sick, please see a docter

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

haha, nice.

LMFAO!! Those were priceless! Especially the last one!! *star* for you!

good one.