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Waking up after surgery?


A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his
wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,
"You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his
side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said,"You're
cute."
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was
now
"cute." She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."

Oh dear. Hahaha. Funny.

that was funny

that was great

that was funny. but i only had one surgery and don't remember when i woke up.it was weird.

lol! Funny

LOL great joke.

lol thats funny :)

lmao...liked that.

haha

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