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How far from paris?


Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at just 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

The one from Paris, cos they meet nose to nose so the tail end of the Paris plane is still closer to Paris.

They'll be the same distance when they meet.......

When they meet, they will be the same distance from Paris.

they won't meet bc a sand niigger will blow up the plane

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