He laid her ouy on the table,so clean and white and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat.He touched her?

here and there.He touched her neck and felt her breast,then drooling,felt her thigh.Her skin was wet and all set,he gave a joyous cry.The hole was wide,he looked inside,all was dark and murky.He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.....then stuffed his ZXmas Turkey.
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Here are some saucy sayings you can get away with at Xmas...
I prefer breast to legs.
How long will it take after you put it in?
Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
Smother the butter all over the breast.
Don't play with your meat.
Ready for seconds?
I do like a good stuffing.
I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
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A woman asks her Scrooge of a hubby yo buy her something long and see-through for Xmas.
And what did he buy her?
A roll of clingfilm....
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There enjoy and pls no nasties love yeah all.xxxx

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Wonderstar.!!!
Makes cooking sound like a sexual experience, lol.!!!
Cheers Lady, I'm leaving for Mozambique on the 22nd and will be back on the 30th. We will be in Xai-Xai, it's got a beautiful beach and a great coral reef for diving.!!!

Thank you Elmarie. Report It

lol, you nearly brought me into the xmas spirit!

lol xx

I love jokes like these...they all sound so dirty in the beginning and end with something innocent, like this.
It's furry, it's sweat
It's something good to lick and eat
Look, it's a peach!

lol niice

enjoyed all thanks for the laugh.!! ****

Thanks
Have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS..Think i might be a troll but i have retired for 20 seconds just to write this

ya know, immature as these are, they are kinda funny...

L O L 10/10 x

Good ones

hahah
this was great!

hehe, i <3 jokes like those! *star time*

verry cute.

lol,,,,,

another good1 from you,and another good1 for me to delete from the ''to post'' list '' !!!

I remember finding that in with my Dad's Playboy books when I was a child!! It made me laugh then & still does today!! Thanks for the memories!!!! lol

lolz, those were delightfully amusing!

hahahaha....superb

well.lol

LOL great

cool can i have some cling film??