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Government joke is this funny?


There is a government worker sitting at his desk feeling bored so he decides to clean out his cabinet and finds a lamp, he polishes it and a genie appears and grants him 3 wishes.

The guy unable to think quickly wishes for a diet coke.
puff.... a huge coke can appears

After drinking this he wishes he was on a warm tropical island with hundreds of beautiful sex crazy women.
puff... he is on the island and it is better than he could ever have imagined

Realizing he has one wish left he thinks for a while and then wishes he never had to work again
puff......

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he finds himself back in his government office!!!!

That sounds about right. It would be even funnier if it wasn't true! Have a star.

lol nice 10

NOT FUNNY

Lol that's sssooo very funny,here have a star.xxx

lol good 1!!

this is a good one

a star for you you fool. haha

That made perfect sense. :D

lol....funny

All the three wishes are granted. So The person should be in the office back.

funny

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