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Is this joke ageist? Funny or not?


An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

So she shot herself in the left kneecap

LOL

yes that is very funny lol..well done

lol

brilliant.... and who really cares whether its ageist or not

Not bad.

was that a joke?seemed more like a short story,and a boring one at that.
sorry just being honest.

LOL!!! Funnnyy!

lol old ladies and saggy boobs are classic!!!! this is super funny

funny but i've heard it before

pmsl

thats horrible and hilarious at the same time *star*

Lol

LMAO!!
very funny, and i dont think there is such thinkg as ageism!! lol

L O L 9/10 x

its funny

lmao have a star.

PMSL!

hehehe nice work

lol.

lol....

LOL funny

not bad ha ha ha

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