Did you hose off that turkey and eat it?

The other day I superglued my husbands works boots outside by the back door....why don't you superglue some of his things to his desk...like his pencils, coffee cup, paper...

Beautiful poem

*Talking about their Christmas list* Yours is so much longer than your dad's!

For the shoulder: -"Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders. -"Let's count shoulders...

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. 鈥?quot; "You said death first, ahaaa, ahaaaa, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I&...

It gets pardoned

This is Corny i know but it makes me laugh, my grandpa (RIP) told me this and i died laughing.. read all the way through or you dont get it.. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pil...

a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. considering this along with peter piper picking a peck of pickled peppercorns, perhaps jack was jus...