Mondays Thoughts?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What happened to the first 6 ups?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is a free gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?

What is the speed of dark?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
What's another word for synonym?
When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?

LOL!!! Made me think, now I'm sitting here pondering all those things when I should really be getting on with my day!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!! Merry Christmas xx

what a mind. what a man. what a person. what a reason.

LMAO...

Those are great! I love questions like that..im going to bother my teacher with them all day!

monday thoughts? theres a fortnight worth of status messages there

love it

Good one!

hahaha...very good.

hmmmm, very curious questions. Some were funny. Other actually made me think. Good job!

Phew You sure made me to ponder all this week

Thanks for the laughs.......thats really put a smile on my face!
Merry Christmas!

have a star....thats ur free gift...it didnt cost me anything to give to u....

why can you only buy moth b@lls and not moths?

You just made me think of the planet and the things that live/happen around it in a whole new way.
*sniff*