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What is more worse than e.t sitting on your piano?


VD.......
on your organ?

Nice one....I wonder how many on here have heard of VD.

oh dear....lol

This seems a variation of:Chinese Proverb
Foolish man choose Daffodils on his piano
Wise man choose Tulips on his organ.

very funny

does S.T.D stand for Sore Tingling Dick?

old one,,,,

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