(and if anyone says 'you are' - thats obvious..) Why shouldn't you fight a Mexican? Because they have judo... "Judo know if I have a knife. Judo know if I have twenty homies behind me. Judon't know, do you?"
I'm not racist I swear! 卢_卢 Well, President Bush was conceived 60 years ago. Does that count? You going to sell it to a magizine? I don't know one. A kid came up to his mother, and said mom, why did you name me leaf?
and she said, becuase when you were born a leaf landed on your head.
he said oh! and ran off..
The second kid came up to his mom and said, mom, why did you name me feather?
and she said, becuase when you were born a feather landed on your head.
he said oh! and ran off..
the third and last kid came up to his mom and said, uhhhrrraaahhddddeeeerrrffffghhaauheaa..
The mom yelled, shut up REFRIGERATOR!
GO TO YOUR ROOM! An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his Tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my younger sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when she was conceived."
"And why is my older sister called Moonchild?"
The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was being conceived."
Mother Indian paused for a second and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious???" This is a joke for technical support. (Note this is not my joke. I got it from somewhere else.)
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support : On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! Why did the chicken cross the road one day a man went to his docter and said " docter, i think my wife is deaf, she never answers me when i talk to her"
so the docter told him to stand 10 metres away from her and ask her a question, if she dosn't answer move closer, keep moving closer until she answers, this will show how severly deaf your wife is. So the man went home and stood 10 metres away from his wife. "what's for dinner?" he asked.
No reply
he moved 2 metres closer and repeated" what's for dinner?"
still, no reply
He moved 2 metres closer and repeated" what's for dinner?"
still, no reply
he moves another 2 metres closer and asks" what's for dinner!?"
again, no reply
so he moves right behind her and asks "what's for dinner!!"
to which his wife replies" FOR THE FIFTH TIME, CHICKEN!!!!!" Dako wrote a letter to his dad:
Dear Dad,
Bring me one kilogram of rice and a dozen eggs.
Your Son,
Dako
His little brother accidently rip it into pieces then taped it all up. When Dako sent the letter to his dad, it said:
Dear Rice,
Bring me one kilogram Dad and a dozen sons
Your Egg,
Dako
(If you don't get it, Your Egg, Dako is when in Tagalog is "Iyong itlog, Dako" which means "Your penis is big") |
