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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All
of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady
parted her legs the bee entered her v*gina. The woman started screaming
"Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my v*gina!" The husband
immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I
have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."The husband
being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method
to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm
gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my p*nis and insert it into
your wife's v*gina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of
my p*nis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my
p*nis out of your wife's v*gina. The husband nodded and gave his
approval. The young lady said "Yes,Yes, whatever, just get on with
it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his p*nis with honey,
inserted it into the young lady's v*gina. After a few gentle strokes,
the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet.
Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and
deeper. After a while the doctor began sha*ting the young lady very
hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She
began to moan and groan aloud.The doctor, concentrating very hard,
looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the
young lady's bre*sts and started making loud noises.The husband
at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a
minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still
concentrating, replied, "Change of plan.I'm gonna drown the b**tard!"

that was a brilliant joke, superfunny, star for you.

another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x

yeah, funny if you're an immature ********

nice one ha ha ha

hahahaha.....blooming ace lol

lol. Those kind of doctors make me crack up! Nice joke!

dude r u indian? thats the joke we used to use in india

hahahahahah

Very good...

Woman goes to the doctor and tells him she has been stung by a bee on the golf course.

The doctor asks where she was stung.

The woman replies, "Between the first and second holes."

The doctor says "I think you ought to try narrowing your stance."

LMAO very funny

hehe thats ace chicky :)

Clever doctor ~ My bad I was bad in studies and could not b a doctor and loosing all these chances, sigh......

haha

he he keep it going.

if he believed that then he is stupid. but then again...........

he is a man. lmmfao!!

Great joke.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

please answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

hehehe, will have to watch out for them in future, pmsl

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxx

lmao

hehe lol that was soooo funny 10/10

Whoa, that was dirty.
But funny.

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