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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?


What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?

Ahhhh apparently all the reindeer used on Christmas Eve ARE female!! The male ones aren't up to the job supposedly!!!

have a STAG night

they go out and blow some bucks!
and im not talking about money!
and its an old joke told on teh movie the big easy years and years ago when i was a little kid. always thought it was the money til i grew up lol

party

they go all lesbian wit mrs claus:D.

sleep

go to a deerfest[beer].

4 are male and 4 are female.

The original eight reindeer are arranged as follows on Santa's sleigh, assuming that the reindeer are named in the poem from front to back, with the reindeer on the left being male, and the reindeer on the right being female.

Front
Dasher Dancer
Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid
Donner Blitzen

Descriptions
Dasher - The first reindeer and the right leader before Rudolph came.
Dancer - The second reindeer and the left leader before Rudolph was included. She is the graceful reindeer.
Prancer - The third reindeer and on the right in the second row. He is the most powerful reindeer.
Vixen - The fourth reindeer and on the left-hand side in the second row. She is beautiful, and also powerful like her companion Prancer.
Comet - The fifth reindeer and on the right-hand side in the third row. He brings wonder and happiness to children when Santa flies over everyone's houses.
Cupid - The sixth reindeer and on the left-hand side in the third row. She brings love and joy to children when Santa flies over everyone's houses.
Donner - The seventh reindeer and on the right-hand side in the fourth row. His original name was Dunder, a variant of donder, meaning "thunder" in Dutch.
Blitzen - The eighth reindeer and on the left-hand side in the fourth row. Though female, she is frequently portrayed as a male in American pop culture. Her original name is Blixem. She is known as the lightning reindeer because the word 'Blitz' is German for lightning, as is 'Bliksem', her original name, in Dutch.

Additional reindeer since the writing of the poem

Rudolph (the red-nosed reindeer)
Main article: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph's story was originally written in verse by Robert L. May for the Montgomery Ward chain of department stores in 1939 and published as a book to be given to children in the store at Christmas time.

According to this story, Rudolph was the son of Donner, and was born with a glowing red nose, which made him a social outcast among the other reindeer. However, one Christmas eve it was too foggy for Santa Claus to make his flight around the world. About to cancel, Santa suddenly noticed Rudolph's nose, and decided it could be a makeshift lamp to guide his sleigh. Since then Rudolph has been said to be a permanent member of Santa's team, and leads them on their way.

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