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"Dr,Dr,.My son had swallowed a shaving razor"?


A man telephones a doctor in the morning,"Dr,Dr,My son had swallowed the shaving razor?"
Doctor,"then what happened,what did you do?"
"I am shaving with an electric shaver,Dr"
"you bring the child to our clinic.I will remove the blade"
The child was brought and surgery was done and the blade was removed.Doctor tells the child's father,"Operation is successful and the blade had been removed but one small mistake had happened."
"what's it,dr?"
"oh,I have kept my scissors inside"
"no problem,dr.I will buy you new scissors"

Nice joke.Loved it.Superb.Keep it up!!!

dr. was an idiot

*blink*

Whats the question?

let us also contribute some thing to the man for buying a scissor. great doctor.

ha ha

poor baby

Hehehe ~ this one is a joke

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heheheheeh

Funny!

nice joke, ha ha ha ha.................

not so fuuny but okay.

Good Joker...........I liked that



Have a great day :-)

ok boy is that dad weird haha I have to admit that is sort of funny =D

Ok

:)

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