Smart mom funny or true?

A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it鈥檚 dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."


The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"

"Yup," said the mom.

ha ha ha I liked that ha ha

lollollol

Hilarious.... thanks for that!

funny, and so true

sound like someting so true lol happy x mas

I say a very very smart mummy.... and the little girl.. damned clever too... ah like mother like daughter...lol

Funny and so true.

ha, dry humor.

ahahahahah .. daddy knows much too :P

true and funny!

Funny! 10!

Man! that was cute . I laughed for real at that one. Loved it. ty have a great day from mine to yours

LOL

yeah, its HILLARIOUS !!! keep em coming!

mommys are smarter!! pmsl babe!!

that was great =D

hahaha... so very true...

Ha ha ha.!!!
Quick thinking mom, lol.!!!
Good one Mate.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!

hahaha.. lol thts a smart joke!

Very Funny,I loved it great way to start the morning,lol ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

hahaha very funny. lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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lol not bad that

hahahaha....funny

lolz

lol very cute x

thats better pmsl 10/10 x

Poor Daddy!!!!

:)

Funny!!!