Ok the wife has asked are these true MEN ARE LIKE?

Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

so true so true lol

LOL! That was pretty funny!

ok a little funny!!!

true true true true true true true true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

loving it

ROFL - Love these!! star for you

every last one of these is so true. the last one though, i think we might all think the grass is always greener.... but yeah, its definitly true in most cases. (but wont they get offended by the use of the word handicapped? i thought they preffered challenged...or...special..)
hahaha, have a star.

hahahahahaha
thts brilliant loool
the last one is also true, bcs i've been taken "engaged" ; D
hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA.=D

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hahaha lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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lol funny and true..

Ouch! lol though true in parts

Are we really like that? ha ha

dept stores and men.......soooo true!!

last one is the truest of all!!

pmsl!!

lolz

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I believe you wife may have hit on something !!

with the exception of the Lava lamps :(

Why DO men always have their clothes half off??!!!

giggle giggle