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Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face."

The second old fogey one-upped him and said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a p*ss yesterday, I came three times!"

Very funny

Very Good! 10/10! have a star!

yuioyuouyyuotuy

Lol , i aint heard that one b4 , thx 4 the laugh

lol

nice 1

Hahaha! W*nker!

Lyyyyyyyyyke it alot friend (:
Very good.

crack another?

alex.

Hehehe ~ He got a still working unit

brilliant

yeah that s funny!!!! lol

HAHAHA! thats the greatest. i like it, these are good. keep em coming!

hahaha... ROFL... LOL... LMAO...
very good!!! 10/10

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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wonder if i can have hands that shake when i age???? hehe

hahaha.....funny

ROFL! 10/10

ha ha good one ,,,,

fantastic, I loooove the dirty jokes

my kind of joke!!

thanx babe, i needed that!!

lolz

LOL
the last one is dirrrty

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