Some more ode age jokes funny or not?

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.

The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.


The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..."

The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?"

"You have Alzheimer's disease.

"Good heavens! What's the good news?"

"You can go home and forget about it!"

A husband a wife were celebrating their 90th wedding anniversary, and the media was there to document the occasion. One of the reporters asked the secret to their successful marriage and longevity. The wife replied that they had never been sick.

The young reporter was astonished and to confirm said, "So, you've never been bedridden."

And the wife quickly replied, "Oh, 1000's of times, and twice in a buggy."

alzheimer jokes make me just sad, because my oncle died a few month ago after some years of suffering from it.
it was so cruel watching this intelligent man acting like a little kid, but I loved him, and he knew that.

just 7/10

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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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ha ha ha v good,,,,

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