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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!

What is the best birth control method for really-old seniors?
Nudity.

What's the most useless thing in Grandma's house?
Grandpa's thing.

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Two old women were sitting on the bench talking, when one asked the other, "How's your Paddy holding up in bed these days?"

The second old lady replied, "He makes me feel like an exercise bike."

"How's that?"

"He climbs on and starts pumping away but we never get anywhere!"

L OL 9/10 x

these are great, harsh too the old but great!! where do you get them from???

you do a kind of half laugh because you'r a little bit amused but you've heard it plenty of times before!

I chuckled at the Grandpa's thing joke, the easter egg one and the limerick...rest were pretty bad.

Good!

Silly.

Very good. lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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lol....funny.

nice ha ha

haha!!

gives me something to look forward too. NOT!!

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

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