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How come you never see any snowwomen? Funniest answer 10 points!!? |
Kathleen your answer is the funniest so far, anaclyne-lighten up! this is supposed to be fun, you dont have to leave a negative answer, like my momma used to say, "if you dont have nothing nice to say, dont say nothing at all". Come on! Women would never be stupid enough to go out and just stand there in the winter! Cause their boobs would melt off. cant be bothred to think of a funny answer to your boring question. hey ive never seen a snowman wid my naked eyes...nd where would i go findin to vach a snow women... Coz they have all melted! even tho u try sticking up a boob, gravity will take it and turn it into a snow'man'...LOL Because they only wear buttons on there front side. But you do! becuz it's very hard to make her uter and her sexy body because some places dont snow like Hong Kong.. THEY ARE ALL OVER. ALL YOU HAFT TO DO IS LOOK. today's society has gotten rid of outdoor activities. kids are at home on the computer or playing video games. technology is up and dominating. we're also in a materialistic country (US atleast), everyone is out shopping for christmas gifts. nobody has fun outdoors anymore. cause no one bothers to make any, and you don't bother to look for any!! lol we do....we make a man and woman next to each other....where've ya been...whatya been looking at....check it out on the net !!!!! OHH! I know this one! Because they are busying making ice cream! Here I'll show you! http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/a/e/f... the reason......... Because it`s to much work.Hey, it`s not just about breasts.We`d have to have hair, make-up, which might be hard to put on snow..Can you imagine painting the fingernails? By the time you got the clothes on, it would melt.Not unless you want an x-rated snowwoman on the lawn.Then the neighbors would talk.The police would come & destroy her. because no woman would want to show off her huge, hideous belly (which some people may think that it is obscene). that is like a woman with a huge butt walking down the streets in g-strings... ;) You never see them cause the second you turn your head , she runs off with the neighbor or milk man,,,,SnowWomen...lol |
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