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Restaurant joke?

A man walks into a restaurant. He looks at the menu and he orders a pie. While he is ordering, he asks the waiter what is in the pie.

"Chicken and horsemeat," the waiter replies.

"So how much of each one is in the pie?" the customer asks.

"Well, it's 50/50," the waiter tells him.

"Ok," says the customer, "so it's one half horsemeat and one half chicken?"

"No," replies the waiter. "Fifty-fifty. One horse, one chicken."

good joke

Don't get it...

don't get it, i must be slow ha ha

er what ?

Good joke.

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