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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could eat chicken?


How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could eat chicken?

The wood chuck would chuck a lot of wood if he ate chicken, because he would have all that energy, after chucking down all that chicken.

none, it would be too tired from trying to get the feathers off it's beak

As much as it would take to cook the chicken [:D]

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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