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Have you heard any more details? Humpty Dumpty was really pushed!?


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It appears that H.D. was not an egg after all, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dump... and possibly a man interested in stuttering madwomen.

Did he fall or was he pushed? The true story!

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.
Was he pushed or did he fall?
As he lay there on the ground
Policeman came to look around.

Policeman: Mr Humpty has had a fall,
Did you see anything at all?

Jack: I was there up on the hill
Getting water with my friend Jill.

Policeman: So it was you! I heard it said
Someone fell and hurt their head.

Enter Little Boy Blue

Policeman; Boy Blue Mr Humpty has had a fall.
Did you see anything at all?

Little Boy blue: oh, oh, I was fast asleep.
Where are the cows? where are the sheep?

He runs off and Mary Mary arrives all contrary!

Policeman: Mary Mary Mr Humpty has had a fall.
Did you see anything at all?

Mary Mary: I saw it happen, I did.
You know you should have asked me long ago,
You know the dish ran away with the spoon?
Well, Cow kicked Humpty as she jumped over the
Moon!

Policeman: There was the answer to Humptys fall,
It really was not a mystery at all.

are you his father or something..? YOU SILLY CHICKEN =)

there were rumours gumby and Pokey were spotted behind a grassy knoll

heh, and where in the rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg. it could have been an old man suffering from osteoporosis. they couldn't put him back together again..............

I heard Humpty Dumtpy was push by Little Jack Horner. My sister did a play on it and Little Jack Horner pushed him.

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