Joke 2 - 3 star?

Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or some such name. I called mine SEX. Well Sex is a very embarrassing name.
One day I took him for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4am in the morning. I said 鈥業鈥檓 looking for Sex.鈥?My case comes up next Thursday.


One day I went to the town hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said he would like one too. When I said, 鈥榖ut this is for my dog,鈥?he said he didn鈥檛 care what she looked like. Then I said, 鈥榶ou don鈥檛 understand, I鈥檝e had Sex since I was two years old.鈥?He replied that I must have been a strong boy.

When I decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the ceremony. I said, 鈥榖ut Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex.鈥?He said he didn鈥檛 want

well i thought it was really funny. 8/10

Not funny. People would normally refer to the dog as "my dog".

hahahahahah that's funni! but why would you name ur dog sex? well that was a good joke!
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But I kind of find it funny...it's just a little lame...

ok...

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