21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas?

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

great list 19 made me choke on my coffee i laughed at the wrong moment

14 is totally the best

Ho ho ho! Very good!

Have a great Christmas!

Like that..... Merry Christmas HO HO HO

cliche but I cracked up at no.10! LMAO... :D

ahaha! 18 haha!

i like number 21 lol

11 & 15 LOL.

merry christmas to each and everyone love these

Nice....

Those were great and Merry Christmas and happy New Year to you...

lol

lol

hahahaha.....merry christmas and happy new year to you too.

awesome

Ace ha ha ha v good,,,,

OMG---"Poopsy"!!! I am LMAO---this is really FUNNY! I'm going to see if my computer will print this thing out. BUT---just a warning----don't be surprised if you don't get a violation for this. I did something like this a while back---where it wasn't really a question---but rather, more like a posting, and I got a violation for that. That's OK---this one's worth it!

Merry Christmas to you--Cheers! SHARON W
Oh--now, on the other hand, in this category, you probably WON'T get a violation---I should have chosen a better category for mine!