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Dumb Mom
Not all kids think their moms are smart. Did you hear about the five year old boy who was sent to his room by his mother for having a bit of a tantrum and calling her dumb? After about fifteen minutes, the mother went to his room to see if he was repentant. She found that her son had regained his composure. He calmly and politely said to her, "But Mom, you really are dumb."

I'd Like to See That
"Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side.

"Why?" she asked.

"Because now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."

"What trick?"

"Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls."

Child Psychology
A new teacher thought she would use what she learned in her psychology courses. She said to her class, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up."

After a few seconds, one boy stood. "Do you think you're stupid?" she asked.

"No, ma'am, but I just didn't want you to have to stand there all by yourself."

the last two were the best. i would love to know where you get this $hit at!!!

starred!!

liked the last 1 thats really good keep em coming lol

not bad

a bit, they made me smile

liked the last one

thefirst one is not funny but the second is

Only the last one was kinda funny the rest were crap

HAHA the last was a clasic, anymore please share with us. :)

Ha ha ha ha ha hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... That's funny.

Good !

I thought the last two were great. Thanks!

it was ok

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Chris so 10/10.!!!
Good result yesterday for Arsenal, we are back on top.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

the last one made me kind of laugh

haha! hey come bak with the old ones! they were fantastic.. this is gr8 as well.. keep 茅m cuming dude!

hahaha

the last one was fab,, loved it mate... xxx

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

please answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

cool

Chris, You Arent Funny!
All The Jokes You Post Are Cheesy, So Whenever Im Browsing Through The Jokes And Riddles And See Your Name, I Dont Even Look At

Those were good....lol

lol great x

heard better from u hun 8/10 x

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