Where is God?

Where is God?

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.
So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response.So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer.

The elder raised his voice and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"

A Million Times Smarter

There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.

The first guy said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."

So God made him 100 times smarter.

The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made him 1000 times smarter.

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.

So God made him a woman.

HAHAHA women must be the superior gender, as men would never be able to handle the pain we go through daily. besides, we are far more intelligent. who really wants to spend 3 hours driving in circles when we could just stop and ask for a little direction. the first one is amazing. i did not expect that!

in heaven

hahahahahahahahahaha
u deserve a star 4 both jokes.
hahahahahaha ; D
i'll admit it women r smarter thn men except in the mall when it is time of sales.
loool ; )-

I had heard the second joke (or a variation of it) before, but the first joke I hadn't heard. It's a good one. Thanks!

Excellent.... worth a star

Brilliant! its refreshing to stilkl hear jokes that are really jokes.Bravo!

lol, they were both great =D
nice work, keep em coming

hahaha