How Far .... ?

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Blonde in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?

Blonde : Two miles ..

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?

Blonde : Downwards ...

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Oh! This one is good too. A real good joke. The one I can save on my pc for future use

Good one!

try swim THAT way haha

lmao. that was funny!

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