How old I am ?

Guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch.The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says,"Bartender,I don`t want 8-year scotch.Give me 12-year scotch!"
Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing."
A drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one."
The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"
The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"

Fantastic joke. A real good one. I liked it. Thank you

nice try

33?
i dont know, just a guess

lol dats jkz =]

Ha LOL

dumb joke but whatever. keeps me awake. lol good job

greeeeat!

um......i think i am stupid. i dont get it. can someone please explain it to me???