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"It's not easy being......?


green. " -Kermit the Frog

Now you finish the sentence.. "It's not easy being...."

hung like a horse. hee hee

a caucasion, english-speaking, heterosexual, middle class male

cheesy. iyiyiyiyiy -Chester cheetah

a ****. Pple call me a **** everyday makes me sad waaaa =*(

Cheesy
-Chester Cheetah

FAMOUS, POPULAR, or anything that makes people want to allways be around you and like you or always have your name in their conversations

a sentimental person who doesn't want to show it.

a green puppet with a hand up my ***

on your period!

a girl... The main reason is carrying a kid for 9 months and guys not understanding everything about being pregnant and how it feels..

But I was going to say Green! Oh well...

Chuck Norris.

married, you spend half the time fighting and the other half regretting marraige.

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