I think this is funny...do you??

two strangers, a male and female find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a long distance train journey. after the inital embarrassment they settle down to sleep. the woman on the top bunk the man on the bottom.

later on in the night the woman wakes and is very cold, she leans over the bunk and whispers..
"i'm really sorry for disturbing you, but i'm very cold. could you please pass me another blanket?"
the man looks up with a glint in his eye and says..
"i've a better idea..lets pretend we're married"
the woman get all excited and starts to giggle...
"ooh naughty, that's a good idea!!"
"great" says the man....
" get off your fu*cking fat ar*se and get the blanket yourself!!!!!"

PE1 well this little bird likes naughty jokes...i've got another one posted in polls and surveys but that's about penis's!!

Awesome....pmsl......star awarded.

hahahaha yes. quite funny.

not bad, stange coming from a burd though!

You think that using abusive and demeaning language towards the female sex is funny?


Good! Coz so do i!!!!

LOL

Ha ha ha good one,,,

funny/ hope your not at work

Funny, that's not what I expected him to say.

nice one..pmsl

LOL funny

lmao nice one.

LOL! Sounds like my ex! Hence the EX part!

10/10 :)

Merry christmas :):):)

Hahaha.. I like it... Its funny....

Lol =) very funny

Is John your boss? Cos if he is your joke in Polls is about him