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The two hunters....funny or not?


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

lol ya i gotta admit its not the best one
but oh well =D

haha funny
it may not be the best for someone who has heard it before but it is funny for someone who has never heard it before,thanx!

cheers for the points !!! Report It

it sounds like its going to be really funny...

then the ending sucks

sorry not

no star for you

i agree w/ santa callus

i liked it. i heard it but i still like it. you deserve a star

Funny but it would be funnier if you said 2 Redneck hunters

Its okay but kinda stupid....It might just be cause i am a girl.... but good try...

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