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Defense Lawyer's Good News?


"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"What's the bad news?"

The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."

"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"

"Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 4.0"

ha ha ha
another star award
go dodie

Lol, good one

Good one ha ha ha ,,,,

that was dumb.

hehehe, well that was nice of him, pmsl

star time

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hahaha*

enough to make your blood curdle.

That joke has a good twist to it. hahahaha

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