How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck didn't believe in wood?

If he didn't believe in it, could he still chuck it?

Not necessarily none. If you could convince the chuck that the wood is actually plastic, you may get places with the wood chuck. :)) It's all in the brain! :))

If a wood chuck didn't believe in wood then it would make it hard for the woodchuck to chuck wood.
It wouldn't change the fact that a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood (which would be none :)
But if instincts came into play...

A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOOD CHUCK COULD IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD.

A wood chuck is semantically and biologically programmed to chuck wood. It doesn't matter what the poor animal thinks, he or she has to chuck wood. And chuck more, and more, and more.

Yes, indeed, a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

lots of people don't believe in God, but fear him. wierd huh?