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An Englishman was in a pub with two Welshmen.?


And one of the other people at the bar said to his friend"See that Englishman there,he is deformed"
How do you know that said his pal," Well" his friend said "Them three guys come in here every day, and the barman always says
"Here's that Englishman with the two assholes"

Here's another variation: Two men are riding on a camel. Somebody calls out, "Look at the two assholes on the camel." The two men get off to look at the camel's butt:)

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