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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

short and sweet,, hehe just like me really
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what's with all the lame x-mas jokes?

That's hilarious!

rofl
funny
some people do do that though, send e-mails to santa

Cute ha ha ,,,

fantastic....lol

Very funny :-)

Good, a modern take on a classic

To truly appreciate this joke - you would have to know someone like that - my mother-in-law - she even sends important information like family members in the hospital and stuff through email and then is shocked when you don't know what's going on!!!

I love it -

Oh my goodness, I'll bet my grand-daughter has done just that!!

Modern technology - huh!!

Star for you!! *

very goodstar4u

hehehe well he got mine hun, he sent me carpy, pmsl

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was quite touching!!!

L O L 9/10 x

Funny! 8/10!

hahahahaha very funny,dont worry about the misers........the search teams are out looking for their sense of humor !

hahaha

Its amazing how a varied response you can get to a joke from very funny to very pooooooooooooor
I think it was worth a smile .

poooooooooooooor

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