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Christmas Signs?


Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."

Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."

Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."

At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale.
Come in and mangle with the crowd."

A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000.
Three for $200,000.

A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."

In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything...
a calendar to remind him when payments are due."

lol,,,,,

the last one was the funniest

lol

good ones...lol

i love the last one, i'm in collections... i'd love to send something like that out to my clients!

lol, very good

very funny

Oh the last one was definitely the best, got me well and truly laughing!!

10/10 Star for you!! *

hehehe, excellent hun, might have a word with carpy about the tiaras, pmsl

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ho ho ho !

hahaha.

brilliant, the first might be a bit p.c.
star

Lets go in together & get Tiaras!!!

Merry Christmas to Me & you too! :)

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