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If you and me woke up in bed together after a drunken night. what would you do?


i saw it somewhere n thought it would be a laugh to ask lol.

oh i think i better add im 15 lool.

uh...excuse me, i gotta go.

smile....and try to do whateva we did last night again

UM NOT SURE CAUSE YOUR A GIRL AND I AM TO AND I AM STRAIGHT SO UM IS MY ANSWER??

id scream nd then we woul get a frapachino at sarbucks and wtf are u asking?

start shgging again if u were fit

apologize for the whisky dick and try to go for it again now that i'm sober and fully functional. YEE HAW RIDE EM!

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